Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl replied: Should i remove my sleepers???
Boy: No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!
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Employer : We need some one for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible....
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Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
It happens because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On a telebone!
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How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night?
With flood lights!
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What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
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Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!
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Never walk like you rule the world..
Walk like you do not care who rules the world!
Show your attitude!!
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Man to his fast friend: Dear, yesterday I bought the air-condition of 2 ton but...
Friend: But What?
Man: I got cheated, i weighted it and it was just 40 KG only!!
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Woman: Doctor, can I be mother after 30?
Doctor: No, 30 babies are already more than enough..
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"Carry laughter with you wherever you go." ~Hugh Sidey
